LOOK ! up in the sky !

*cough* I hope that distracted you from the fact that I am incapable of coming up with titles , I'm not the only one suffering from this syndrome right? Yes , anyways I think my blog deserves a decent update after all the half assed entries.

I think , I've done the impossible well at least I thought it was until Lydia told me there was someone superior than me . Anyways , I lost my phone I know what you guys are thinking , "Not.. again?" Yes again , Im a fucken genius I swear . You guys must be so proud knowing someone like me . For the record this is the 8th time I lost my phone . According to Lydia there's a guy who lost it like 17 times . Salutations man , you've done something even I thought was impossible.

Yeah , so as you can imagine .. Living without a phone is by far one of the worst expriences you may encounter especially when you're in need of contacting your employer on a daily basis . Fucked . Especially when your job is one of the few most boring jobs enlisted in the list of boring jobs and your only source of keeping your sanity is your phone .

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Im a very very sad boy . So anyways , I decided to buy some mints to chew on to erh , kill time .
Bored as I was I finished the whole damned pack within an hour . My breathe was unbelieveably "refreshed" . I swear I felt like a frost breathing dragon of some sort . I think my lungs froze from all the minty coolness.

Oh yes , I had a fucking bad day. No , seriously Im not being whiny haha. Imagine this , I waited for a taxi roughly for half an hour or so but not one is at sight . So I thought " Hey , why not call a taxi " .... Wait a second, thats not right .. I lost my phone ;( .. What am I gonna call with?

So I walked lar , I mean why wait right? Bad choice . Seriously , knowing my sense of direction its not suprising at all that I got lost . I wandered and wandered for about half an hour and finally found a road that I was familiar with and continued walking for another hour . Just when I was about to reach my house , I got knocked down by a truck and I died. The end.

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kidding. I got hit by a car , thank fucking god he was fucking slow or I'd probably be masturbating in the ER right now. After a long day , sit down and relax lah . Take a smoke ... Wait , where's my lighter .. =.=

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Goddamnit, never mind la .. Go mandi ..

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Why so cold wan the water.. MCH .

I conclude this is a bad week for me =( .. I shall stay at home and avoid any sort of accidents but wait , according to some weird poll most accidents happens at home .. Nuuus ..

Random note : I've been wondering , why the fuck is abbreviation such a long word and long such a short word . I bet the people who made up the words are secretly giggling their asses away .

This fat bitch need some rest in the meantime .Im feeling really really godamned tired after walking for an hour plus in uncomfortable leather shoes. Oh yes , on a side note .. Pssst , can I borrow a light? =(